Intimacy: Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman,...

By brokedick - 12/12/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

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By mavrick127 - 29/09/2016 14:21 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML

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Nutty

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, i discovered I can only get an erection in the presence of a real woman. My days of busting nuts alone are over. Except I don't have a girlfriend. FML

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Bad sex

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 22:00

Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML

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Bye bye

By Anonymous - 15/11/2023 10:00

Today, after years of impotence, I woke up with a raging boner. I was so happy until I remembered my wife divorced me last year because of my impotence. This depressed me so much that I couldn’t muster the enthusiasm to masturbate, and the boner went bye bye, never to return. FML

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Turntables

By Bill Mantie - 18/04/2021 02:00

Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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Helping hand

By Anonymous - 30/06/2020 02:02

Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2022 02:00 - Belgium

Today, it's been 5 years since I started a relationship with a man who'd hidden he was impotent and I was too deep into the relationship to break it off. I accepted the sex without penetration. but since then his libido has dropped too, we have no sex, and he won't see a therapist. I'm looking up gigolos, but I can't bring myself to do it. I'm 42. FML

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By Nightshade823 - 10/11/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML

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What a feeling!

By numbcrumb - 18/09/2017 23:15

Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML

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cutiepie343 7

Monday 12 December 2011 11:51

Love the OP's username!! Lolz

EwanSmith 2

Monday 12 December 2011 11:53

at least you made the effort. keep it up. oh wait a minute...

Comments

wilsontws 18

Monday 12 December 2011 20:05

Sad life he got...

bubo_fml 10

Monday 12 December 2011 20:10

Sorry 2 hear you're having such a hard time. Ask your new mate to give you a hand. Hopefully, with her help, the problem will blow away. If not, seek medical advice & allow the Dr. to deeply probe for possible solutions. The solution maybe as simple as twisting a door knob, flicking a switch or polishing brass...Hope this helped & that you get your problem licked in the end...

roseet23 0

Monday 12 December 2011 20:26

HAHA that sux! Lol

cajekraze 7

Monday 12 December 2011 20:37

Maybe you're just into guys

mrjude 3

Monday 12 December 2011 20:41

You don't really have ED, you just forgot how to use it. You got the jitters from the stress of being in an unfamiliar situation. You can do it.

jessimica642 8

Monday 12 December 2011 20:41

You lose it if you don't use it lol

AP_Wumbology 0

Monday 12 December 2011 20:43

Sucks for u OP and for this kid I know who is 15 w/ ED

nelsokev 6

Monday 12 December 2011 21:00

I don't get how you found out like that don't you jerk it? I'm on the fence YKDI for not wackin it enough and FYL because that's sux. Hope you get it working again.