Love, Swimming pool and Romantic: The language of love

The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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You deserved it 495

By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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You deserved it 3 764

By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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You deserved it 6 100

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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carrotpuke 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:08

You just got a free breast lift!

JukeboxBunny 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:07

How hard are your boobs for that to even be a remote possibility?

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pompompom_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:00

maybe he didn't, but just thought: Let's give it a try

darkmis1 17

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:03

One word: OUCH!

darkmis1 17

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:05

And to all the guys here saying it's not an FML: stfu! That hurts like $h!t!

FPsLife 5

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:36

Proper revenge for all the womens suggesting ball kicks at the drop of a hat (not here, obviously...).

BlueTwist89 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:16

Ow? How dumb is your bf??

aeiouxuoiea 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:20

That must have hurt like a kick in the nads. Which should have been your response.

CYNNER 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:27

Well you are relatively weightless in water so... how did he do it? did he like grab your nipples or death grip the whole damn thing?

citygirlnomore 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:29

this makes me sad. are all boys just immature and only care about..boobs and shit?

ILikePopCorn 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:53

^^^ Hahahahaha, Lmfao I'm A Girl But This Comment Is Full Of Win.

spacekid 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:32

long **** i guess :P

AwkwardHomo 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:40

hot

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:43

Ouch.

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Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said, "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I'd managed to turn myself off. FML

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Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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Today, I was making out with this guy I had been seeing, and things start to get pretty steamy. As he paused for a second, I thought he was going to get up and find a condom, but instead he turns to me and says, "I think I'm going to go to the library." I wasn't invited. FML

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Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML

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Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML

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Today, I made a typo in a line of code, bringing the company website down. Our admin was already pissed about having to work over Christmas, and he started yelling at me and ended up punching my supervisor when he got between us. Pretty sure my screw up indirectly got the poor guy fired. FML

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Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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