The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 692
You deserved it 4 493

Same thing different taste

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carrotpuke 0

You just got a free breast lift!

JukeboxBunny 0

How hard are your boobs for that to even be a remote possibility?

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wow. I guess that was his way of being "romantic"....

well maybe if you were a size B rather then D this wouldnt have happened, thatll taech ya

there are way too many people who don't understand the limits of skin elasticity....

ravensfan1091 0

should have lidted him by his bawlz

Maybe he trying to give you a breast examin in the pool :D. but reading this some how made my breast hurt. Reminds me of a song a friend made does your boobs hang low or do they wobble to the floor? can you tie it in a knot or tie it in a bow can you throw it over a shoulder or bitch slap a guy to a murder? do your boobs hang low :D

Trust me. Your friend didn't make that up.

all I can say is Who Gives A Shit!! Maybe it's your boyfriends way of being romantic. Being lifted up by the boobs seems pritty ******* sexy