The language of love
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your boyfriend is awesome.
Ouuuuuuuuuuch. I agree, reciprocate by yanking him around by his nuts.
WIN! Let me guess double D?
when i read "i was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic" i thought this would be another whiny girl story about how "my boyfriend ______ when i expected ______ without indicating so in any way". glad to see it isn't. guy just seems stupid, or he was just looking for an excuse to grab your boobs... AND is stupid.
What a dipshit. I'd try to pick him up by his balls.
Poor guy, he was just trying to do the breaststroke. *Rimshot* >_>
WIN!
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You just got a free breast lift!
How hard are your boobs for that to even be a remote possibility?