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You're lucky that in post-9/11 America, you weren't charged as a terrorist attempting a suicide bombing of the police. And then no one could ride bikes in airports anymore.

They were probably saying something along the lines of "let's distract this moron so she runs into a parked car." If you were trying to impress them, instead of staring, you should have done a badass trick like a wheelie or a a bunny hop.

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They were probably saying something along the lines of "let's distract this moron so she runs into a parked car." If you were trying to impress them, instead of staring, you should have done a badass trick like a wheelie or a a bunny hop.

I guess the FLM here is that OP is cute enough to be ogled by guys passing by but not to flirt your way out of a ticket. So sad. :(

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I agree, but if there is a dumb blonde stereotype, there has to be enough dumb blondes to justify it. Not saying that all blondes are dumb, just saying there are a lot of them. (By the way, I'm blonde too!) No offense to the non-dumb blondes out there.

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hmmmm, i posted this but ended up at the bottom "oh nevermind, i see what you mean, thats why i said "pretty much" the same,..." i like your version better though, lots of undercover agents in the hood, yep yep,...

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Absolutely. We gangster thug-life rappers with absolutely no criminal records or shady dealings have to stick together. Werd. Or something.

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