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Please give your dad a couple of messages for me; 1. Let him know I am always watching him 2. The side window doesn't lock 3. Stop wearing the superman boxers...they've had it 4. Lastly I'll stop by sometime in the next 3 days between 3am and 5am to leave him a 'gift' .... See ya soon
Love it!
It sounds more like he is preparing for a zombie apocalypse then anything else
You can't say conspiracy theories are bullshit, though what he is doing is a little over the top.
We're watching you!
You and your family are well prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. Can I stay at your house when undead shit goes down?
You say "bullshit", I say "smart". I would do the same thing if I got a phone call from a restricted number describing what I'm doing at the moment to me. You never know these days...
he's ready for the zombies and the sparkly, metrosexual vampires.
He probably watched that film mars attacks and shat himself! Lol!
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I thought a mid-life crisis was when a person tried to recapture their youth, not just being a crazy person.
Hey don't joke about that "they" might hear you