Mid-life crisis

By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg

Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML
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ICastillo 24

Damn talk about living on the edge. Your dad is a real thrill seeker.

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Church_Vii 4

You'll miss these memories when you get older. Cherish the moments, especially these unique and exciting ones, so you can tell your children a bunch of crazy stories.

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ICastillo 24

Damn talk about living on the edge. Your dad is a real thrill seeker.

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eggmarie 25

Be careful though. Next he might want to do some real hardcore stuff like ding dong ditching.

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Shrike 23

Yeah, really hardcore dining and dashing, if you consider OP's username.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Darn those kids and their courageous parents! *shakes fist in air*

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AKGirlinSD 20

1, yeah a real thrill seeker with an anger issue. Yikes! Better than him getting shitty drunk at a bar, alone, and driving home afterwards.

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SlenderMann 10

"Watch out, we got a badass over here." Ok ok not really OP I'm just picking. Your dad sounds awesome though.

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Sandsh8rk 36

They shouldn't be complaining, the store got a free paint job!

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peachesncreem 21

I don't think the store would appreciate their windows being painted, even if it was free.

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EGORAPTOR 7

I think they would....

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Church_Vii 4

You'll miss these memories when you get older. Cherish the moments, especially these unique and exciting ones, so you can tell your children a bunch of crazy stories.

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retyi43 14

wow.. why did you go along with this again? i'm sure there are some ways to solve his mid-life crisis that aren't illegal

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billyz77 24

Wow. Got to be a wheelman for your daddy, huh? You guys gonna hit some banks next? Maybe do a little bootlegging, too? Have fun, OP, but remember - if you get caught, keep your mouth shut and do your time like a man. You'll get mad props that way.

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traveler_ghost 12

he's trying to live while he can, poor guy. luckily you are not in my situation, my dad bought a motorcycle and is growing his hair out

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pedosmurf 7

For some reason all mid life crisis' involve a motorcycle, because now my dad wants one. (he's 41)

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astralvagan 20

Everyone is entitled to a mid life crisis, but that might be a little much..... Wouldn't you rather take out mailboxes with a bat?

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raven1911 3

I vote mailboxes because a felony is so much cooler then a misdemeanor (insert sarcasm here)

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His_Holiness 18

This is true but your chances of getting caught throwing paint on the store would be much higher than knocking off a few mailboxes.

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cognauticcreix 9

Count yourself lucky. At least he's not going on Harley Davidson shopping sprees and buying a motorcycle

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LappDance 16

Yeah, vandalism is much better!

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traveler_ghost 12

look on the bright side! he's bringing you along with him every step of the way, that is true fatherly love right there!

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His_Holiness 18

At least Ops dad seems to include him in things, for better or worse.

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