Surprise!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 18:40 - United States

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
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Doortje 29

Don't worry, in a few more months you'll probably have that bladder infection too.

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FMLforALL 0

Congratulations! You'll be happy about it soon enough. Good luck, mama'

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duburich 0

ydi.. don't use condoms and don't know the father I take it?

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

that's great news. Congrats guys

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blitz426 0

hahaha just drink and smoke a lot if u don't want the baby lol

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veritoswty6 14

are you serious?!

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doggywalker 1

30 your not only an idiot your a selfish jerk too

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krazy_glu3 0

I think your mom smoke and drink when she was preggo with you...

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noboundary 9

#30 how about if that happened with you.please child, think before you talk.

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MEM0817 18

What a GOOD idea 30! When those "options" fail, maybe she can just explain to the child that some mindless **** head had the best suggestion on FML for trying to end a pregnancy. Drinking and smoking doesn't usually end a pregnancy... but hey, greattt advice! Do yourself and the rest of the world a favor and never ever do what it takes to reproduce a child. The world doesn't need the risk of you pro creating.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

30 - Do you happen to know this from experience?

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emileeann 0

hmm...your one of the biggest idiots i've seen on this site, congrats! you win......nothing. i feel really bad for your future child, and who ever is idiot enough to have sex with you

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littlegreen 0

one word......... dumbass

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colombiancartel 0

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

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LoveMySoldier82 0

Nope drinking and smoking don't work to abort the baby. It just gives the baby serious handicaps when they are born. Wow. A simple procedure is more likely to work.

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sk8rchick97 0

dats messed up... home made abortion if u ask me! seriously somethings wrong with u!! god UR messed up!

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

#25, I've seen more than enough posted from you. You are an idiot. The exit is that way. Thank you.

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krazy_glu3 0

you went to the doctors hoping to get some pills to get rid of a bladder infection.. you walk out realizing you shouldve been taking some other pills beforehand... called birth control pills.

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DakotaCat 4

Only in the 21st century is a bladder infection considered worse tnp

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