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By PizzaBoySwag - / Saturday 4 June 2011 09:36 / United States
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  darkpyro0988  |  0

moral is don't get caught... has no one these days seen Def Jam's "How to be a Player"?

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  MissBoo111  |  21

#7,41,48,61 AGREED OP ur an ass u deserve exactly what happened to you and you can't "not get caught" asses like u think all women are stupid and they won't figure it out, but it is even stupider is the fact you did it (our where about to) do it with her BFF! but my point is women are smarter than asses like u and u deserve exactly what happened to you and more!

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  xBangOut  |  4

typical men.

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  KayBizz  |  0

you guys are ridiculous. for a high school kid like 8 years ago was hella common. moral isn't about cheating, although it was that personality that didn't allow him to focus on school and fail at life. you're gonna tell me karma led him to have bad life choices for 8 years? gtfoh. ftr, I'm not mad. sometimes the comments on here get a lil frustrating. -_-

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  Flutist  |  3

Kaybizz, just because you are in high school doesn't mean you have the right to cheat. It is still bad behavior. The karma isn't that he made bad choices in his life, the Karma is that he was working the exact moment the girl came in and for her, that must have been sweet vengeance. Yea, I am sure she has moved on, but he is obviously embarrassed by the fact he is still working pizza. On top of that, Op bitched out. He could have moved. If he is embarrassed by his lack of education or job choices, he should have done something about it. He got lazy. His own fault.

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  Kn0wledge123  |  20

Karma's a bitch homeboy. That's what you get. You deserve that shit. Probably still living with your moms you loser lol. This is funny. Just the other day I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Shes pregnant by a deadbeat. I'm a paralegal making 70k+ a year and top of my law school. LOL

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Moral is don't be an asshole and don't cheat on worthy women with their bitchy best friends. OP, you totally deserve this. Why would you even cheat? I hope you work at that shop for the rest of your life.

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  iSitt  |  0

Karma is what happens to you in your next life. It's not punishment in this life for what you're doing in this life.

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  Mitcha857  |  0

122 no.. it's not if it only happened in our next life why do we say it all the time your wrong karma happens in THIS life cause this is the only one we've got

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  Flutist  |  3

–noun 1. Hinduism, Buddhism . action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results, good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in hinduism one of the means of reaching Brahman. Compare bhakti ( def. 1 ) , jnana. 2. Theosophy . the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person's deeds in the previous incarnation. 3. fate; destiny.

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  XZeenon  |  1

No... If he had done well in school, and had gone to university, he wouldn't be working there, even if he did cheat... Seriously, people, stop being idiots. I'd never cheat, but it's still common sense.

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  iSitt  |  0

op, don't listen to those ppl who say your career fail is because you cheated. there are millions of men who are super successful and cheat like it's their right. and there are millions who stay faithfull but life still screws them over. take this as motivation to reevaluate your goals and try something fer chrissake.

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  Flutist  |  3

Hey, I am not saying being a pizza guy is wrong. If he enjoys his job then he should keep it. The problem is he wrote an FML about how the girl he cheated on is making big bucks and he is missing out on that... while also working at the pizza place. The fact that he is in the wrong and regrets cheating on her because of her money (that was my take on it) makes me feel like he got what he deserved regardless of life choices.

By  epyk_pryncess  |  8

you see. what goes around comes around. you cheated on her, and now she's successful. chances are, she now thinks you cheating on her made her life better. she's making bank, and because you couldn't keep your dick out of her friend, you're still making pizzas. funny how life works huh? YDI bud, hardcore.

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  FYLFMLFAL  |  0

6 to shorten all that up u could of just said karma

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  xxlauruh  |  0

karma would have gotten your elongated point across just fine.

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  xxlauruh  |  0

it's not different when it means the same thing.

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And saying something somewhat legit doesn't make you sound smart. There was a further explanation than just the concept of karma and you just came across as a sarcastic, smartass bitch because you thought you'd try to say something intelligent. Kinda like KARMA isn't it?

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And saying something somewhat legit doesn't make you sound smart. There was a further explanation than just the concept of karma and you just came across as a sarcastic, smartass bitch because you thought you'd try to say something intelligent. Kinda like KARMA isn't it?

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she sounded intelligent rather than sounding like a dumbass with a 'derp! karma!' reply btw 55...duck lips make you look fucking stupid. get collagen injections if you want puffy lips

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  xxlauruh  |  0

I'm willing to bet if you are a female that you are god awful ugly.

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  julielee509  |  13

Wow, so mature 100, saying someone is ugly is such a good comeback, and I agree, what is up with you making a duck face? I never got why people did that, it makes them look stupid. Sorry about this comment that doesn't have to do with the FML people. (:

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  Flutist  |  3

Oh, lord, I was humming the Ducktails song! If you don't like reading long comments, don't. Move on to someone who says something you agree with. Obviously you think what she said was pertinent because you took the time to think, "This could be shortened down to Karma." So what she said was valid. Thus, calling ugly because they called you out on your lazy, lackadaisical answer is about as mature as a third grader. I mean you could have shortened your answer to "bitch" to get the point across. Don't act butt hurt because someone owned you and made a point that was intelligent. Karma =/= your girlfriend is probably happy you cheated on her. Karma is he works at a pizza place while she, the victim, makes bank.

By  marinus_fml  |  19

It's funny because I just watched "17 Again" and I bet you wish you could go back in time huh? Do not ask me why I watched it haha. I have Exams all next week and spent my Saturday and all week studying, I thought I'd catch a break tonight, and it was the only movie on tv... I thought it was pretty cool.

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