I need some me time - FML

I need some me time

By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 23:04

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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By TCRII - 08/07/2019 12:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, it's the first day of our honeymoon. My bride just informed me that she invited her ex-husband to come, so he can spend time with the kids. He will be here in 4 hours. FML

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By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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Force of habit, or just mean?

By leogs23 - 02/03/2021 20:01

Today, my fiancée’s siblings kept calling me by her ex-boyfriend’s name. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 15:02 - Iraq

Today, my fiancée a year left me, a week after she told me she’s still talking to her ex. Her excuse for not telling me about this? Because, “You’ll make it a big deal out of it.” FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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whyme203 15

Tuesday 14 July 2020 0:39

Take this from a guy who’s baby’s mom left me for her prison dwelling ex while I was working and she was a stay at home mom. Do not continue down that path. It’s not worth it. It may hurt to cut ties now but it is better to start the healing process now than wait to try and fix things only for it to end the same way. All you will get is more pain and possibly end up broke

tounces7 27

Monday 13 July 2020 23:42

Obviously, you need to reconsider marrying this selfish disloyal loser. Things don't really ever take an upturn if she needs a break from you before you've even gotten married yet.

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tounces7 27

Monday 13 July 2020 23:42

Obviously, you need to reconsider marrying this selfish disloyal loser. Things don't really ever take an upturn if she needs a break from you before you've even gotten married yet.

genuinegoodguy 9

Monday 13 July 2020 23:44

You’re not really going to marry this person are you ? Are you a doormat?

whyme203 15

Tuesday 14 July 2020 0:39

Take this from a guy who’s baby’s mom left me for her prison dwelling ex while I was working and she was a stay at home mom. Do not continue down that path. It’s not worth it. It may hurt to cut ties now but it is better to start the healing process now than wait to try and fix things only for it to end the same way. All you will get is more pain and possibly end up broke

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 July 2020 0:44

A three-hour tour, a three-hour tour.

TPH1979 18

Tuesday 14 July 2020 5:23

The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 July 2020 5:41

The OP is certainly not The Professor.

brenniman 10

Tuesday 14 July 2020 1:25

Sounds like the two timing ***** is getting serviced somewhere else, all while taking you for a complete fool and her useful idiot.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 14 July 2020 3:36

Nope.

alex_jaguara 31

Tuesday 14 July 2020 9:57

Don't marry,dude. It's not worth it.

FinkiusMaximus 7

Tuesday 14 July 2020 19:56

🎵A three-hour tour

Dark_Lord_Mr_B 5

Wednesday 15 July 2020 0:20

Ditch her man. This isn't something you should tolerate.

ftpallday666 16

Wednesday 15 July 2020 2:43

Dump her

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