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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 752
You deserved it 7 620

Same thing different taste

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even if it was a mouse.. why the fork would you step on it?

As mentioned above, why would anyone step on a mouse? Even more important, why are YOU cleaning it up? Someone here needs to take responsibility for their stupid actions.

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Has it occured to you guys that #11 might be sarcastic with his "woman's work" line? Yeah it's gross that he STEPPED on a rodent in the first place, but why didn't *he* clean it up afterwards? What did he do, go to you and say, "Clean up what I killed, woman!" and grunt? I mean really...

that's what you get for dating the type of person who would even step on an animal like that. terrible.

Your boyfriend must be really poor if he stomps on mice.

seriously why the hell would you step on a mouse?!!!

WWiD 0

This nudges up to 97% the percentage of stories that aren't true on this site.

why the HELL would you stomp on anything? your bf is retarded.

nugs_fml 0

let the kindergarteners stomp your boyfriend, its only fair.

GrimGreen 0

I call bullshit. There's no way your mistaking a hamster for a mouse. Hamsters are cute too. I wanna stomp on your boyfriends skull. (even though this is probably fake) http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/hamster1.jpg