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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By gvmfvr - 08/05/2014 20:48 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois

Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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lol_everyday 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:02

even if it was a mouse.. why the fork would you step on it?

c0w 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:06

As mentioned above, why would anyone step on a mouse? Even more important, why are YOU cleaning it up? Someone here needs to take responsibility for their stupid actions.

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lol_everyday 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:02

even if it was a mouse.. why the fork would you step on it?

MarkToast 19

Sunday 1 December 2013 1:25

would you let it scamper around your house and shit on your stuff if you had a chance to kill it?

hallix 21

Monday 9 December 2013 22:51

Agreed! I've had three pet mice; OP's boyfriend needs his eyes checked.

ThisisLegit 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:03

But...why would he even STEP on a mouse? Oh lawd.

Lucidium 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 3:07

to kill it

c0w 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:06

As mentioned above, why would anyone step on a mouse? Even more important, why are YOU cleaning it up? Someone here needs to take responsibility for their stupid actions.

aznturtle1 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:06

buy another hamster and replace it

plethora 3

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:07

Ew.

mf_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:09

why are you the one that's stuck cleaning-up? your boyfriend's the one that likes to step on mice, amongst other little animals.

Snazzy 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:11

OMG! I had a hamster before.. They're the cutest things, and look nothing like a mouse :S ... no offence, but your boyfriend is barbaric. He should be the one scrubbing your floor. How would he feel if a giant came and stomped on him for looking like a mouse.. or rat.