Romance me please

By trembelwick - 03/12/2011 10:04 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
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Okayitwasme 0

Well it could be worse! She could have said it was a meat locker, And you a small steak! If you have a hand full of change to fill that small Wallet it's all good!

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bananagrams 9

Doesn't matter had sex! Sorry, I know it's an overly used comment, but it applies here

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jamesrod885 6

its sad she has such a big slot after all ccurrency is The same size

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snafubar 0

Does she accept debit?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Op feels like a Rush card to her.

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christinnaaa 10

I'd Like this if it was a Facebook status (:

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Mr_Wonderful 0

I like you ****, but you should go back to Facebook

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peteyfas 8

Haha, agreed. Way to show off your assets

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Steve95401 49

OP's girlfriend got tired of asking "Is it in yet?".

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bearsy 0

Ur wife at the dinner table got tired of asking " are you done yet".

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