Romance me please

By trembelwick - 03/12/2011 10:04 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
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ICaughtFire 4

Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.

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Blackmail111 9

We don't spell out words in military alphabet ( I don't know why you're using it) we say the term for the letter only so: Foxtrot y lima

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jobsman99 0

So I assume she has had some big bills in her meat wallet? Maybe her mouth is her change purse for you and anal is her secret place to hide your small change. Go for it!!!!

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steenj_1 0

She should have called it a meat cave....cause she probably has the meat curtains to decorate it

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lyfeizakward 0

Wow, does she always wanna ruin your self-esteem?

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snicole918 4

It just means you have a small dick is all!!!

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gottaluv9ball 0

Or her vag is like the cave of the winds!

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IndigoAcrylic 9

shoulda been like "Ohh bitch please! Say hellow to Big Benjii ^_^" Bahaha I crack myself up ^_^_^_^

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KailyKii 11

Wow how ever so funny. :/

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cheergirl900 0

thats not something youu hear everydaay..

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onlychildFTW 33

You need to put small change in her mouth to show her it can be a lot.

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katiekarnif 9

say if she had a tighter wallet the change would seem bigger! *ruin her self esteem straight back*

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