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By Anonymous / Sunday 3 February 2013 16:27 / Serbia
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  loroxe  |  6

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  DLT_fml  |  20

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  ohcheriecherie  |  20

I feel like a lot of guys have big dicks and just sort of stab, but not that many actually know how to use it at all. So, good job OP! A and ydi because this isn't an FML.

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  TorturedXeno  |  27

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  iOceanus  |  18

116: The joke is that the wife/girlfriend is attempting to make her man happy and sad at the same time, so she says to him, "out of all of your friends, you have the biggest penis." It goes something like that.

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  happle  |  21

Some people have insecurities and see certain body parts differently than they really are. And people's personals can look smaller from their own point of view.

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  wlddog  |  14

I am confused how it even came up. Him;"Greetings and Salutations my girlfriend. What shall we discuss today?" Her;"Well, lets just keep it to a casual conversation today." Him;"No-problemo. We have the option to converse about weather, local sports, or my dick. You choose."

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  mb2_native  |  15

108, no. If you're anything like a normal person (I consider normal like me and ADHD) to talk about anything and if something popped in our head we would say it. Maybe it wasn't her who brought it up, and she was being honest. One of my buddies girlfriend told me he's hung like a horse but don't know how to use it..don't really know why she even thought to tell me that though -_-

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  wlddog  |  14

I used to be ADHD. But now I am no longer hyper. I still find time to read and start hobbies, but I never really know if she loves me. I tried to be nice but her pants just kept falling off. That is when I invented belts. They went from place to place.... And uh.... Did stuff together. Did you know I like pie? We have kids together now but they hate to eat their veggies.

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  mb2_native  |  15

138, teach me your ways. I cannot sit still :/ always moving yet so lazy haha bad legs so I can't really run everywhere like I used to haha. Pies are really good, but nothing can come close to pizza, damn that stuff is good haha

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  mb2_native  |  15

Teenie weenie haha, OP, if you're ever feeling down, go the the Guinness book of world records and look up worlds smallest dick, that should make you feel monstrous, or at least "manly-er". And as long as you don't have premature ejaculation to go along with that, your good OP, your good.

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  Zestus  |  19

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  Pleonasm  |  31

Labiaplasty is not purely esthetic, I like to think that essentially the was a practical one, because people get discomfort and pinching during certain activities if they have enlarged labia. I know of a few people who had to get it done because of the pain experienced during horseback riding. So the procedures don't exist just for that reason.

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  Enslaved  |  36

It's "couldn't" care less. If you could care less that means there's room to care more. We all have stupid pet peeves.That's one of mine. Lol But it means nothing to you "over there".

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  notjanedoe  |  27

Quote: "A 2008 study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine reported that 32 per cent of women who underwent the procedure did so to correct a functional impairment; 31 per cent to correct a functional impairment and for aesthetic reasons; and 37 per cent for aesthetic reasons alone." I think that leaves enough women who undergo a risky procedure because they feel self conscious about it.

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  A7XCamaro  |  19

63, I like to view "I could care less" as meaning that I could care less, but I don't care enough to care less. Typically used as an insulting sort of thing.

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Irregardless IS a word which has been used since the early 20th century, it appears in multiple dictionaries and the fact that its origins may or may not have been due to repeated misuse is irrelevant as that's likely to be how any number of words got started.. language evolves.

By  notjanedoe  |  27

She probably meant that in the nicest way possible. A small penis isn't something to be ashamed off, it's just genetics after all. Bad sex however is just not putting in enough effort. So yes, you really are ok.

By  Geary519  |  20

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