Relationship goals

By Anonymous - 17/05/2015 05:10 - United States

Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML
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tbear4prez 14

I think you actually have to try to miss when pooping...

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Patriots21 14

Tell him to place his fartbox over the water, not the toilet seat.

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Kurby14 21

get him some adult diapers and tell him if he acts like a potty training toddler, then he will look like one

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kmaheynoway 25

I laughed so hard at this I crapped. Sadly, I missed the toilet too.

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janfleury 19

Time for him to learn to clean his missing problem. Take pics and send them to his mom if he won't clean up after hitting the floor.

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laden_swallow09 34

^^ THIS. This is the best payback anyone could possibly think of until he – literally – cleans up his act.

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bdsmslave 18

Time to put his nose in it. If he wants to act like a dog, he should expect to be treated likewise.

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MattStro 23

How..how does this happen?

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worldclassrager 39

Is there a chance he could clean it instead of you? I mean it's his mess he should take responsibility

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Chiharo 15

Exactly what #27 said. why are you cleaning up his crap?

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Exaspera 54

Get an outhouse built in the backyard. Lock all of the bathrooms indoors and keep the key. OR, send him to a farm to live out the rest of his days.

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