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By Anonymous - 17/05/2015 05:10 - United States

Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML

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By lizann - 03/04/2012 05:39 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 02:04

Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML

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Dude, gross!

By juggalo2 - 17/04/2024 03:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By kimmybr - 22/09/2009 09:36 - United States

Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML

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Wait for the hangover

By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 04:17 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML

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By susan - 24/02/2010 01:26 - United States

Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstairs bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstairs. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayed it with Tilex. Chemical burns on your butt are great. FML

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Top comments

tbear4prez 14

Monday 18 May 2015 0:05

I think you actually have to try to miss when pooping...

Patriots21 14

Monday 18 May 2015 0:02

Tell him to place his fartbox over the water, not the toilet seat.

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Cads1 24

Monday 18 May 2015 1:25

A reverse Kanga gone wrong.

TheSFgamer 14

Monday 18 May 2015 1:49

I accidentally hit you deserve it. Sorry OP that sucks. Hopefully he'll arom better next time

wakemeupplease 21

Monday 18 May 2015 3:21

The whole world wanna know the rest of the story!!

DA3Z 16

Monday 18 May 2015 4:04

Just why.

spiNdraHekiLI 11

Monday 18 May 2015 4:12

Damn...I'm sorry. That's shitty.

chef4money 12

Monday 18 May 2015 5:13

That is just ****** up. Unless he had uncontrollable explosive diarrhea, there is no excuse for that. How often does he miss the toilet generally? That's a lot of disrespect I'm my opinion OP.

Hop6e 22

Monday 18 May 2015 5:32

So we're starting the adult diapers early I see....sorry....

daemonsparta 16

Monday 18 May 2015 6:02

i..how do you miss a poop?

Hildy93 21

Monday 18 May 2015 6:26

Oh..... OH!!

thorpe90 8

Monday 18 May 2015 6:29

I don't think she's talking about popping... ?

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