Health, Dance, Shoes, Painful and Party: Party girl

Party girl

By not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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Please leave

By acrobat - 24/08/2023 20:00

Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML

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By ohdang - 12/08/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

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I bet you're fun at parties

By Cara - 02/05/2021 23:01

Today, I was at a friend’s birthday party. I slipped and fell onto the table of presents, knocking each one of them over, pulling a muscle in the process. My friend bitched me out for not being careful and “ruining” his presents. I got kicked out. FML

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By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United Kingdom

Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

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By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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By Thefaller - 11/07/2019 16:00

Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML

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ostensibly 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:35

Time for some new friends. That shit is unacceptable.

IamSpartacus 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:29

Your friends suck.

Comments

MorlekEngel 0

Monday 15 June 2009 10:01

Oommffffffggg! Assholes to the nth degree!!!!! I so agree with 5. Feck em.

luckylea24 7

Saturday 14 July 2012 17:34

Feck them?? Wtf is wrong with you??

musicman93 0

Monday 15 June 2009 10:05

fyl for having really shitty friends. but ydi for taking off your shoes at a party like that. not smart. but still, sorry....

spitball1074 2

Monday 15 June 2009 10:14

Some friends. Get a gun and shoot em about hundred times or so in non-lethal spots and be like "Sorry, I'm having too much fun to stop."

lyndis_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 10:15

Bull. If you were dancing barefoot on glass, it was your foot that got injured. That much is obvious. Since you were dancing you can use your legs, which means your car's pedals are on the floor and you use your feet to push them. If you went to the emergency room, your foot was pretty badly injured. Therefore, you could not have driven yourself there. QED.

hunteredmundson 17

Sunday 8 March 2015 14:17

Maybe only their left foot had glass in it

elloelle 0

Monday 15 June 2009 10:16

Tweezers and a band-aid. Problem solved, Sherlock. Unless it was much much, drastically worse than what happened to me, then I would have dragged one of them out of there by the ear like an old lady and forces them to take me to see a doctor.

Prawn_fml 2

Monday 15 June 2009 10:18

"Friends," yeah right.

SpeedKing 0

Monday 15 June 2009 10:26

#4 Yes, however, if you're used to using both legs it takes time to adapt.

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 15 June 2009 10:34

Your friends suck. You should find some new ones. FYL, though.

catatonicsleep 17

Monday 15 June 2009 10:56

25 tweezers is a bad idea, if you don't do it right you can just snap off the outside of the glass, leaving the rest in your foot. 'too much fun to leave' that's a great excuse not to take someone to the hospital.... Be thankful you didn't have a seizure or a heart attack or something, you'd be dead because of your so called "friends"

Tashaxox 0

Monday 15 June 2009 10:58

Not a good idea You shouldve worn comfy shoes knowing full well you were going to a party with: -music -dancing -drinking And you couldve at least asked the host for a pair of more comfortable shoes YDI