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Where the hell does the OP say she was at a club, I highly assumed it was a friends party. Dipshits. Also, who cares if she's wearing heels. All of these "YDI for wearing heels" must either from women with ugly feet, stupid men, or 'feminists.' Heels are great for everything, like your calfs. But they also hurt, so you take them off. And really, who the hell carries flip flops in a purse? That is the most idiotic thing I have read to date. OP: Your friends suck, please get new ones.
#1 you only use one foot..
YDI for wearing heels to a birthday party that hurt you. The way I see it, anyone who wears painful heels thinks they make them look better. I have never in my entire life rated a girl on their hotness depending on their shoes. I HAVE, however, rated them on a scale of how retarded they look while they try to walk when their feet are perpendicular to the floor.
#75-- Wearing high heels isn't just to make your feet look nice; they make your legs look longer/more sculpted and your ass more perky looking. I personally don't wear them because I find them uncomfortable, but many women do like them for how they make them look. If you can convince the rest of male society to stop judging women by their looks then maybe they would have the confidence to go in 'comfortable shoes' to a party, but in the meantime I really can't blame women who want to wear heels to feel pretty when they go out.
#1 is stupid
Wow. Your friends are assholes. Get new ones. What if something worse happens? Maybe you can sue them for not helping you haha.
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Time for some new friends. That shit is unacceptable.
Your friends suck.