Health, Dance, Shoes, Painful and Party: Party girl

Party girl

By not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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Please leave

By acrobat - 24/08/2023 20:00

Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML

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By ohdang - 12/08/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

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I bet you're fun at parties

By Cara - 02/05/2021 23:01

Today, I was at a friend’s birthday party. I slipped and fell onto the table of presents, knocking each one of them over, pulling a muscle in the process. My friend bitched me out for not being careful and “ruining” his presents. I got kicked out. FML

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By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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Party hard

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United Kingdom

Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

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By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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By Thefaller - 11/07/2019 16:00

Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML

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ostensibly 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:35

Time for some new friends. That shit is unacceptable.

IamSpartacus 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:29

Your friends suck.

Comments

SpeedKing 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:29

Which leg did you hurt? I want to know: did you have problems braking or accelerating.

Sam_13161821 0

Friday 9 July 2010 3:02

ydi. don't waste money buying heels if you're just going to take them off after standing for 10 minutes.

rooneyroo 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:37

Um... You brake and accelerate with the same foot. Unless it's a stick shift, but the OP is a woman and most of them don't know how to drive stick.

capslockisgood 19

Monday 15 April 2013 4:57

You're only supposed to use one foot for both so he either had trouble with both or none

Palirose 22

Wednesday 2 October 2013 5:30

131- OP could possibly drive a stick shift, just saying.

teentee401 36

Monday 23 June 2014 6:20

Stick has nothing to do with the need to accelerate and brake

BoredomIsReal 13

Tuesday 31 March 2015 1:03

Clutch.

IamSpartacus 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:29

Your friends suck.

bob1124 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:31

lol heels. And yeah, your friends totally suck.

th484952 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:33

u do realize u only use 1 foot to do both #1 also your own fault you decided to take off your shoes at a place full of drunk people

youknowimright 5

Tuesday 11 December 2012 22:10

Part two of your comment is the smartest I've seen yet. YDI for taking your shoes off on a dancefloor with drunk people everywhere.

rocker_chick105 31

Saturday 23 November 2013 15:23

Yes, because broken glass instantly means everyone was hammered.

ostensibly 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:35

Time for some new friends. That shit is unacceptable.

cherrytwiz 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:36

fyl mostly for having shitty "friends"

paxromana 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:38

#4 Drunk or not, there must have been someone SOBER who saw the glass and decided to not bother cleaning it up. This FML is indeed an FML because of lazy friends. Time for a new social circle! I think it will pay off.