Not now

By nexus - 25/09/2021 09:59 - Papua New Guinea

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gets horny at the most inconvenient times. She woke me up to have sex at 2 a.m. I have work at 6 a.m. FML
I agree, your life sucks 969
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Nikki 16

‘I wanted to tell you all how good my sex life is without seeming like I’m bragging about it’

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RichardPencil 30

That's what coffee is for, buddy. You give it to your girl, then drink a shit-ton of coffee to slog through work. Sometimes it's hard to be a man!

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RichardPencil 30

That's what coffee is for, buddy. You give it to your girl, then drink a shit-ton of coffee to slog through work. Sometimes it's hard to be a man!

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Nikki 16

‘I wanted to tell you all how good my sex life is without seeming like I’m bragging about it’

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I'mmessedup 5

I'd like to have a problem like that.

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Jon Tessler 14

well if you don't like to have sex at 2am, break up with her. or simply stop complaining and drink caffeine during the day

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J1523 9

and your point is? That sounds like an excellent reason to arrive at work feeling tired. Have an energy drink during the day. Not an FML at all unless you don't like sex. Would you prefer your girlfriend call some one else at 2 am?

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Vesi 29

Ah no. If she cheats, that is on her. NOT him. Do NOT victim-blame or try to shame him like that.

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ShooterMcGs 2

Someone else will take her. Suck it up or she’ll suck someone else mate

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Lucky O'Guin 18

Nice "problem" to have. Either suck it up or give her what she wants BEFORE you go to sleep.

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