By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark

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Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML
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EverestMelting 23

I would probably go to your neighbor and talk to him and make sure of exactly what he or she heard. Good luck and hope it works in your favor, OP.

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BeastyMcbeast 19

Hopefully they were talking about at night and not at that moment. If they were talking about the latter then I'm sorry Op. That's not fun at all. Might be time to have a serious talk with your girlfriend if it indeed was the latter.

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EverestMelting 23

I would probably go to your neighbor and talk to him and make sure of exactly what he or she heard. Good luck and hope it works in your favor, OP.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

That's what I'm thinking, 1. If the neighbor just heard OPs girlfriend she could have just been masturbating.

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AnnaLinject 10

Maybe she's just taking care of herself? pokerface.jpg

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tormcn 26

Or someone else is taking care of her?

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goldcock19 9

Who makes that much noise "taking care" of themselves?

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FMLusername969 21

Could have been ****?

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cynthianicole95 9

Plenty of women.

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Trin_Tran 26

If it's true, then you mean ex-girlfriend right, OP ?

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BeastyMcbeast 19

Hopefully they were talking about at night and not at that moment. If they were talking about the latter then I'm sorry Op. That's not fun at all. Might be time to have a serious talk with your girlfriend if it indeed was the latter.

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swaglesshipster 23

Hopefully he's wrong about what he heard! Best of luck to you :D

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MandieL 27

Talk to your girlfriend before you jump to any conclusions. Your neighbors could have heard her watching **** and fixing herself for all you know. If that's the case, maybe you could use this to your advantage ;)

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Badkarma4u 17

Or watching one of the many movies and cable tv shows with long drawn out sex scenes.

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devildog562 33

She's doing it all by herself . She don't need nobody else

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meliodafool_ 15

She's a strong independent woman who don't need no man.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

that killer Bose system though.

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King_ibloK 12

Sounds like your girlfriend is at work too.

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Cringey 18

Could be a misunderstanding, but if not it could be a blessing in disguise. You should have a talk with her. FYL op

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