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Just apologize and explain that you usually cum on her face but you decided to try something different. He will understand.

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Just apologize and explain that you usually cum on her face but you decided to try something different. He will understand.

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yes I'm 9 years old and therefore I care oh so much I made a spelling mistake. here, have a nice, warm glass of shut the fuck up :)

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I know of someone who let their kid pick their own name... they had to pick age 3 so they could be registered for kindergarten... their name is peekaboo, the child's favorite game which she decided to name herself after...

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everyone knows that story... you don't know the person! I think she's an actress or something... her name is peekaboo street

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everyone knows that story... you don't know the person! I think she's an actress or something... her name is peekaboo street

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ha just noticed a pattern in your comments first no capitals wow then first letter Wow then last woW and then both WoW trololol

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he started out saying that hw HAS to come first and explained how recitals and social events are unnecessary. that same day, he forgot his notes because, he had said, he went to his friend's birthday party and they just slipped his mind

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to make matters worse, he taught our drama class. so that day we had no skits, and we got lectured that drama isn't important...

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Some people don't meet one or both of their parents-in-law due to various circumstances like divorce and rifts in the family. Could've been a wrong number, too. Or his wife is cheating on him with a guy who doesn't know she's married, and just found out some "scumbag" got his "girlfriend" pregnant.

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At first I read it as "selfish, pro-life asshole", so I got the impression that he didn't want to become a grandpa. Struck me as funny. I was disappointed when I read the FML again.

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That would be interesting. if he did that the kid would be his child, his wife's sibling, and his in-law. Also after all the divorces get finalized, if he married his wife's mom then he would be his ex's dad and grandfather to his own child. Not too confusing.

At least it was over the phone. Had it happened in person, you might have ended up with some awful looking bruises as well.

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