So did you get her number?

*still gives the dude fake digits*

Best question to ask for real

Actually, I knew the girl, and my number is on her phone. Well, was on her phone

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That's the point of the joke

Should've saved her phone and let her get hit.

She'd probably be more grateful too if OP did.

She probably said that was uncalled for.

No, actually she yelled, "It should've been you b*tch!" And "what the h*ell?"

I posted a follow up! This one was supposed to be a reply.

#55 Holy shit, she actually said that?! What a bitch!

Wow, I'm really sorry to hear that. Maybe she'll realize the good in what you did when she matures some more.

I hope she nearly gets hit again, and there's nobody nice enough around to save her. That way, one less moron running amok if she gets killed.

It sucks that you were criticized for doing a good deed :( Hopefully this doesn't stop you from helping other people in the future! It's okay OP, you did the right thing!

Some people are ungrateful.. I'm sorry op, she should've been more appreciative.

Well next time you know to push her so she can be thankful!

No good deed goes unpunished... :/

I would've pushed her right back in front of the car to support natural selection!

That would be artificial selection.

Technically people are natural so it could still be considered natural selection

If you're okay with using a broad and incorrect definition, /all/ selection can be natural. I'm afraid I won't be hiring you for my prestigious group of geneticists.

Natural selection involves nature "selecting" those genetic traits which help an organism survive in its environment the best, while also taking into consideration the fitness of said organism. -An evolution student

@12. No. Human selection, or selective breeding, only occurs if there is a systematic attempt to encourage or discourage specific traits. In this context, early domesticated plants and animals were initially the product of natural selection with selective breeding only occurring relatively recently in history. One person pissing off another person enough for the second person to push them into traffic would count as natural selection, if it happened enough without a systematic effort. Oh, and also as murder.

I say it was natural selection for the car to hit her, OP interfered and this pushing her back into traffic would be correcting the artificial selection and puts it back to the original selection category.

...someone failed seventh grade biology

Should of let her get hit, then you could FML about how you didn't stop her