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By  arano

I'm really not sure how she could mistake brushing teeth with masturbating... Maybe if you were a girl I could understand, but otherwise I'm just confused by the whole thing. On another note, are you not allowed to masturbate? That's a weird situation in itself.

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By  arano

I'm really not sure how she could mistake brushing teeth with masturbating... Maybe if you were a girl I could understand, but otherwise I'm just confused by the whole thing. On another note, are you not allowed to masturbate? That's a weird situation in itself.

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I don't care if my boyfriend masturbates unless I'm horny and he didn't try for sex first. Cause if he just masturbated he doesn't wanna have sec and hello if I'm right here and you turn me down for a hand... Yeah I'd be pissed

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@10 To play devil's advocate, PerfectBoyfriend could be referring to a potential vibrator… but seeing as how the male symbol is right there next to this FML, I'm gonna go with nah.

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My ex-wife used to have an issue with my masturbating. "Just come to me if you're horny" so I did "I am not in the mood" and I am fine with her not being in the mood but that's why I masturbate!

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A few questions here- 1) Why the fuck would she have the right to pissed unless she told you she had to use it or you two had to get going somewhere? 2) Also, how do you confuse the two in the first place? How the hell does an electric (or normal) toothbrush make a moaning or gasping sound while being brushed against your teeth?

I normally have some visual materials while brushing my teeth. I like to look at pictures of nice, clean smiles while moving the brush back and forth. I'm sure my teeth would be devastated if they found out, but it makes the experience so much better once I reach that two minute mark.

My father told me there was a study conducted about sexual practices that learned two facts. 98% of men admit to masturbating. The others fact was 4% of men are Liars.

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