Mommy milk time

By TheLastSerenade - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
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zingline89 18

You got it all wrong. It was her husband, Benjamin Button.

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carry_on 19

This is gross and that's going to be one messed up and a clingy kid later in life!

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Cbizzlez 10

"Hold on guys I'm getting hungry, Mom! Gimme that tit!"

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missababgaga 19

Well that was quite a disturbing mental image I just had :o

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missababgaga 19

Oo that's a fantastic show!

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klutz44 28

I'm surprised that you're the first to bring that up! I thought of Game of Thrones immediately.

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Pharmgrl03 9

How did you not wildly stare. I'm all for doing it in public. But 8? Really?

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raraisbang 12

Only if the mother's name was Lady Lysa Arryn of the Vale.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Is he called Robin in the TV show or something? Thought it was Robert.

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fadingaway 17

They changed his name to Robin in the show to avoid confusion between him and King Robert.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Oh, right. Thanks! I haven't watched it on TV yet, been reading the books first. That's why I was wondering.

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Javee 17

That couldn't have been very titillating, but let's not implant any boob-type behavior.

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gc327072 30

That's the breast joke I've heard in a while.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Hey, you wanna breast feed your mouth full of teeth child, that is your choice. However, a child that age should not be breast feed in public. At 8, children have already started developing their sexual libidos; not like horney teens, but they start appreciating a woman's body. I, personally, do not want to see a 8 year old sucking some titi...give him a damn juice box or pump that shit and put it in a cup. I'm sure I'll get thumbed down, but there is a time and place for all that; on a playground with other children watching is NOT the place.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I agree. I'm all for breastfeeding in public, but there is a time and place for everything, and this is neither of the two.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Exactly, especially for a child that age!! "Hey mommy, Johnny drinks his mommy boob, can we try?"

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Lookonthesunnysi 10

Not to mention the fact that kids can be very cruel. Nursing a child that old in public just gives other kids something to bully him/her about.

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shadowPlayer 6

So you're saying that you think it's more normal for a kid to be sexually aware of its own mother than to drink breast milk?

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BubbleGrunge 18

It IS natural for children to develop sexual ideas and desires at a young age; children are learning and exploring their bodies and that IS natural. However, there is no need to breast feed a child, who can functionally feed themselves, in public in view of other children and adults. Think about it, ever seen an eight year old checking out a woman or catch them talking about in appropriate things? I have, I was a preschool teacher for 8 years. Do you really think it's healthy to allow your child, who probably already knows about sex and attracted to boobs, to suck on your boob? I have no problem with someone breastfeeding in public; in fact, I don't have a problem with breastfeeding at all, however have some respect and class for yourself and those around you. If you need to breastfeed a child older than a year or two, than do it on the privacy of your own home. Also, sucking on nipples (both bottle or flesh) is really bad for a child's teeth; they should be drinking out of glasses and eating solid foods. Again, if you feel the need, stick the breast milk in a cup and go about your day!

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ManInTheMachine 19

I hope you're prepared for a debate about breastfeeding in public, mods.

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TheDrifter 23

To begin said debate, I would like to state that I'm all for activities that bare breasts in public.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm not feeding off no bear *******!

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blackvyper 8

Maybe it was her 'little person' boyfriend.

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