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By Anonymous / Sunday 7 October 2012 05:03 / Australia - Perth
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By  perdix  |  29

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By  Kallian_fml  |  21

My bean bag chair exploded when my brother and his girlfriend were having sex on it. So yeah, there's a weight limit. The worst part about cleaning up all those little balls was when I found clumps of them 'mysteriously' stuck together...

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By  YourEvilHero  |  12

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  paaronoid  |  4

I don't think bean bag chairs have weight limits, either. However, OP was most likely sitting on a child's bean bag, and his/her friend didn't want him/her to break or damage the bean bag because bean bags are fucking sweet.

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  Kallian_fml  |  21

My bean bag chair exploded when my brother and his girlfriend were having sex on it. So yeah, there's a weight limit. The worst part about cleaning up all those little balls was when I found clumps of them 'mysteriously' stuck together...

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  Dracoboxer357  |  35

15- Your beanbag chair exploded after your Brother had sex on it.....and YOU had to clean that up afterwards? Jeez, Kallian, why didn't you write this up as an FML of your own, that's fairly disturbing. ;(

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  perdix  |  29

#33 - yes, but only with separate tiny balls. NO CLUMPS! #35 - sorry for your misfortune, but at least it evens it out for that guy who had to pry his sister's used tampon from his dog's jaws. The male gender took a beating on that one.

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  rhaemese  |  9

And the same reason she wore a nightgown thinking it was a real dress.

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  perdix  |  29

#38, 46, nice tries, but neither of you quite got it. Guys won't let the OP sit on their lap because they are afraid she's going to burst their bean bags. Can you guess what I mean by bean bag?

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  rhaemese  |  9

I understood what you meant. I was simply adding on to it.

By  Harpy20  |  24

I would have wanted to get the satisfaction of seeing you burst it. To be honest, that's kind of funny.

By  paaronoid  |  4

Well if you're sitting on a child's bean bag and you're on the chubby side then what do you expect? I'm sure she didn't mean to sound like a bitch, though. She just didn't want you to break the bean bag chair. No worries, OP. (:

By  darwinism  |  29

Say yes, but make sure to leave a little "silent but violent" gift for her before you get up to ensure she also has an enjoyable experience with her bean bag.

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