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Mommy milk time

By TheLastSerenade - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

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By justsomesummer - 26/01/2016 18:09 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML

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Slippery when wet

By blewidstepr - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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Hard no

By badsitter - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Mrs. W. - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

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Just in case

By DesperateMother - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Wasselonne

Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

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Emotional

By skyeraven - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML

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zingline89 18

Wednesday 23 January 2013 16:24

You got it all wrong. It was her husband, Benjamin Button.

carry_on 19

Wednesday 23 January 2013 16:23

This is gross and that's going to be one messed up and a clingy kid later in life!

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xRezSynn 15

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:26

That's just....disgusting... I don't get why the mom still do that, and why in a park...for a 8 year old...

hanymandy 6

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:31

Ewe!!

debbster7 18

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:41

You ripped that off from the movie Grown Ups...

DeathBunny218 37

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:47

I just searched for the clip and, if it's the correct one, nothing like that is said in the film. If you're saying the idea of a grown child breast-feeding was created for Grown Ups it wasn't, it occurs in real life all too often.

PoisonedLiquor 17

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:49

What the ****...

buckdharma 36

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:56

The mother sounds too lazy to pack a lunch.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 23 January 2013 19:11

If the kid is old enough to articulate the need for breast milk, they're too old for it. *said with a posh british accent* "Mother, may I please have a dab of your breast milk, along with some Grey Poupon"

f2_fml 8

Wednesday 23 January 2013 19:15

haha weird...but how does this affect your life?....

ami200485 14

Wednesday 23 January 2013 19:22

What a freak!

athos1237 4

Wednesday 23 January 2013 19:29

Try minding your own business it has zero impact on your life. Neither FYL nor YDI it just is.

everton99 16

Wednesday 23 January 2013 19:31

It's little Robert from Game of Thrones!

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