Mom won this one
By duuuuude - 17/04/2009 03:08 - United States
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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00
Your mom: 1 You: 0 PWN. :)
Some of the comments sound like none of them has taken a BASIC biology class before. Where do you all suppose we came from? From Zeus' head or did you think god dropped you down on your parents' laps? Barring C-Section, we all popped out through our mothers' vaginas. Fact of life; get used to it. To the ones saying eww,your immaturity shows. To the one asking what a douche is, I do believe you have heard of that wonderful invention called google? USE IT!!!! I never knew a douche was used for applying medication. the vagisil comment is right on although from experience,Vagisil may make it worse...
I would assume OP is a guy, considering why it's an FML *edit- disregard my statement, I didn't read it right. I thought OP said the mom said that he had a ******.
rofl. very funny. I don't know why so many people think this is an FML. In order for any of you to be here...your father and mother had sex...get over it? I find it funny people get grossed out by those things...you guys must never have has sex before...good luck rofl. :P
ew the same thing happened to me a couple days ago.... i actually had the misfortune of touching it when it fell from the ledge it was on.. blech... i dont think your experience was so bad her response was probly because she was agravated at you for having embarrased her while she was out to dinner
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#3 isn't being graphic. People need to get over it - it's a ******. Half of you've got one, most of the other half wants to stick their penis in one. Grow up.
Douching, while being nasty in general is actually rather unhealthy, too. "Douching upsets the natural pH balance in your ******, making you more susceptible to yeast infections. It can actually push bacteria up, too (introducing infections). The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease."