Embarrassing, Gross and Health: Mom won this one

Mom won this one

By duuuuude - 17/04/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By Lunar-Spice - 23/10/2019 14:00

Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML

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Well played

By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Lady Douche of Asscrackington - 10/10/2013 20:00 - United States - Watertown

Today, during a family dinner, my 5-year-old son excitedly told everyone that I let him use my "douche" last week. My parents glared at me in anger and horror, and only after they left did I find out that his brother had told him that's what my loofah is called. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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Eresbel 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:21

#3 isn't being graphic. People need to get over it - it's a ******. Half of you've got one, most of the other half wants to stick their penis in one. Grow up.

Kiriel 2

Friday 17 April 2009 12:11

Douching, while being nasty in general is actually rather unhealthy, too. "Douching upsets the natural pH balance in your ******, making you more susceptible to yeast infections. It can actually push bacteria up, too (introducing infections). The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease."

Comments

Islander_fml 5

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:34

Totally your fault. You left yourself wide open for that one. :) Personally, I wouldn't be all that grossed out if I found my mom's douche lying about in the bathroom. And I'm a man. But then, this will likely never happen because my mom has her own bathroom and I don't even know if she has a douche at all.

Kitty34_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:48

I don't get why some commenters are saying "Grow up! It's just a ******! You're immature if you think that stuff is gross." Don't pretend you wouldn't be grossed out if you found your dad's used condom. Yeah, it's all body parts and body fluids that everyone has, but it's still nasty.

iPhanny 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:55

LOL #11... Haha, I thought this was pretty funny, but how is this a FML?

Get_Naykid 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:07

I like her

kellster 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:46

Lol, your mom's fantastic! Lesson: don't send her bitchy texts! Does she send you bitchy texts about your crusty cum-socks? Probably not. Get over it, and move out. PS: You DID come from her ******. It was all over your face. Accept it.

mimblewimble_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 6:09

SO FUNNY. Your mom has an AWESOME sense of humor. No FML here. Learn to love your mother. And for all of you who can't handle the word ******. That just means you'll never get laid.

lara522 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 7:19

How is this an FML? You didn't know that you came from a ******?

SarahBabyCakes05 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 7:32

dudeee hahahahaha that is funny as hell.

MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 7:49

So many FML's are just people not being able to take a joke

_7_Anonymous_7_ 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 8:20

Improved. Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my ******, just like your sister. Not you, you're adopted." FML