Mom won this one
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#5 is dead on OP - I'm glad your mom has a sense of humor, it's unfortunate that you don't
... not seeing the problem. Should the mom have apologized? I think not. Her comment was PERFECT. and this is coming from a guy!
lmao!!!! i love ur mom!!!
this isnt really a fml...
#24 i dont know about you, but yes iam a kid! and i just lost my innocence for the sencond time :|
#5, you just made my life.
hopping in the shower is a good way to get yourself hurt.
Win.
my mom used to say that to me and my brother ALL the time until we made her stop LOL mothers are sick!
My mom used to say that to me ALL of the time.. Minus the douche part. But that was always her retort when I was making fun of her or something. It usually worked to shut me up. LOL. God... I miss her. You'll look back at this and laugh (if you're not already) when she's gone. And you'll miss every crude joke like this she ever made.
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#3 isn't being graphic. People need to get over it - it's a ******. Half of you've got one, most of the other half wants to stick their penis in one. Grow up.
Douching, while being nasty in general is actually rather unhealthy, too. "Douching upsets the natural pH balance in your ******, making you more susceptible to yeast infections. It can actually push bacteria up, too (introducing infections). The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease."