Mom won this one

By duuuuude - 17/04/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML
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Eresbel 0

#3 isn't being graphic. People need to get over it - it's a ******. Half of you've got one, most of the other half wants to stick their penis in one. Grow up.

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Kiriel 2

Douching, while being nasty in general is actually rather unhealthy, too. "Douching upsets the natural pH balance in your ******, making you more susceptible to yeast infections. It can actually push bacteria up, too (introducing infections). The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease."

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Cantabguy 0

That is just plain unpleasant

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cozzybear 0

you know what..... that's just to ****** up to even laugh... I dare u to sneek into her room at night op. and put it back were it came from...

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Katana9990 3

**** your sister op, while she's out

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UncleMuscles 5

Leave tall stacks of used condoms on the floor. Like a boss.

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King_of_Kings 3

oh my god. did i gag while reading this. damn. gross

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Trav42 0

you might have, but I just yelled BUUUUURRRNN while reading this

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Kiriel 2

Douching, while being nasty in general is actually rather unhealthy, too. "Douching upsets the natural pH balance in your ******, making you more susceptible to yeast infections. It can actually push bacteria up, too (introducing infections). The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease."

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lil_ham1644 29

Yes we all know this. This same comment pops up with anything that has "douche" in it. We all know it's bad.

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King_of_Kings 3

#3 Too graphic! Oh god. yuck! I'm going to go trip on some kava kava so I can forget I read that. (and I thought the FML was bad)

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Eresbel 0

#3 isn't being graphic. People need to get over it - it's a ******. Half of you've got one, most of the other half wants to stick their penis in one. Grow up.

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safirestar09 0

So, #5, you've got neither? You don't seem to include yourself in neither category...

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skyttlz 32

im a neuter baby (from juno)

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LMAOking123 15

I could've swore douche meant stupid… guess I was rong…

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drayloon 50

How douche of you to think that

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Brittanyy 0

Well that's fabulous. I'm glad I don't have to think about coming out of anyones ******.

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KriiFahMoro 9

Get off FML, you dumb broad. Oh, and thanks for putting your number on a public forum. That'll come in handy...

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BiChelsea 6

Yes, but you went in through there.

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Indiana_fml 4

*ROFL* You have an awesome mom, seriously. Great sense of humour! Well, at least I hope she was smiling while typing that. Otherwise, you life indeed is f***ed.

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Chromefox 0

Your mom is amazing. I would have peed myself laughing.

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Hajari_fml 0

How is this an FML? Didn't you already know you came from a ******?

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