Health, Anxiety and Pranks: That's… a crime?

That's… a crime?

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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You deserved it 124

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 6 839

By Bailyboo - 26/01/2012 23:50 - United States

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

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You deserved it 4 766

Trigger warning

By Anonymous - 13/10/2023 05:30 - United States - Aiken

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML

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You deserved it 209

By FML - 15/07/2009 14:29 - Syrian Arab Republic

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 662

You deserved it 5 300

By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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You deserved it 3 983

By silentsuzie - 12/02/2010 15:23 - United States

Today, I realized I can never live with my fiancée. A childhood of systematic teasing, abuse, and humiliation has made me terrified to use a bathroom around a guy if there's the slightest chance I can be heard, seen, or even have anyone know what I'm up to. Therapy has yet to fix anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 352

You deserved it 5 439

By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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You deserved it 5 138

CPTSD

By trauma is hilarious - 31/10/2020 17:59 - United States

Today, I was telling my new boyfriend some of my funny family stories. He gave me the most concerned look and asked honestly, “Have you ever thought about going to therapy?” Apparently the stories I told him not only weren’t funny, but pretty damn scary to him. Now he thinks I’m crazy. FML

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You deserved it 337

By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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You deserved it 5 185

Psychopath's joke

By hannieannie - 20/11/2019 01:00

Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 251

MannyWasHere 12

Thursday 4 March 2021 6:05

Hope you mean ex boyfriend...

Bogrbon 27

Thursday 4 March 2021 5:22

Your next date: an escape room.... =) But seriously, what an asshole

Comments

Bogrbon 27

Thursday 4 March 2021 5:22

Your next date: an escape room.... =) But seriously, what an asshole

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 4 March 2021 5:49

Why pay a therapist when you get Desensitization Treatment for free?

MannyWasHere 12

Thursday 4 March 2021 6:05

Hope you mean ex boyfriend...

ilikepsychology 3

Thursday 4 March 2021 6:31

Please tell me you dumped him...

rainbowdonnareed 18

Thursday 4 March 2021 6:35

I hope your next appointment you're going to say to the therapist "well my ex locked me in the bathroom and I threw him out "

giraffe_poop 8

Thursday 4 March 2021 6:37

Well since you're manic this would be a great time for an appointment but now he's gotta pay! 😂

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 4 March 2021 15:23

yeah I hope you dumped his ass

peterblack67 9

Thursday 4 March 2021 20:02

I hope you dumped his sorry ass. There is no excuse for that.

FMLCSCH 3

Thursday 4 March 2021 20:02

'For a laugh'? What kind of sick son of a bitch laughs at that? Get away from him ASAP.

SJKatt 15

Thursday 4 March 2021 21:56

If he crossed this boundary you told him about just for a laugh, he'll do it again out of spite. And out of boredom. And out of malice. And out of... Just get out.