Minor threat

By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 12:33 - Australia - Fairfield

Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I'm now afraid to argue with her. FML
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zebraumicornz 6

Doesn't that juice stain! I would get some stain remover if I was you...

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lolmigosh 15

I would keep my eye on her if I were you.

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DjeePee 24

When she was a toddler, did she sit three days in the blood and remains of her mother? No? Nothing to worry then. Yes? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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bhujwala 2

Wtf, I'm not that far yet. I know he dies but he comes back to life? Why to ruin the show for me

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babygirl4855 11

They didn't ruin anything for you.

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CharresBarkrey 15

73 - You should get off this FML now then. And they didn't ruin it, they're saying your comment was stupid because you're suggesting he does come back to life.

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Get her to start watching Doctor Who:P

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Waste of food and you honestly shouldn't be afraid unless there's a reason not to trust her.

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Sir_drink_alot 20

Afraid to argue with a woman, and this is different from what everyone else goes through how? Sorry my gf says your right... Disregard previous comments

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