By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not". FML
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DocBastard 38

Hair is like herpes - it always grows back whether you like it or not.

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lilledun 11

Seems like you have to change your nickname, #1.

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alwayswinning123 7

Well if this is true you shouldn't make your girlfriend change. Period.

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

"My girlfriend decided to get a new haircut." It was OP's girlfriend's decision, not his. It sounds like she just doesn't want to accept that it was her fault, and shifted the blame onto OP

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lilledun 11

Seems like you have to change your nickname, #1.

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

You cant blame everything on your period!

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lambda_fml 40

Well you could Turn her into something shes not - a doggy. Get the hint? ;-)

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DocBastard 38

Hair is like herpes - it always grows back whether you like it or not.

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lilhellian 26

But isn't there two people "cured" the old guy and the little kid?

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

14- not EVERY small child and elderly person is bald...

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lilhellian 26

I meant the herpes not the hair.. He is comparing the two.

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Atomic_Mushroom 14

Doc, are you talking from personal experience? Maybe Noor...

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etchsanity1 11

Lets go with hair is like genital warts no matter how many times you cut is off it always grows back ;)

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ColdplaySucks 18

If you suffer from severe burns, your hair might not grow back.

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DocBastard 38

AtomicMushroom - Yes, I'm speaking from experience. My hair has always grown back.

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chris274 8

You should probably leave Britney alone.

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HaneenDixon 16

He's Australian. More like Miley, Liam? (O_O)

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Ethan223 6

I though women always want to look like something they're not.

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whostolemylama 12

Not completely. Some girls look like ducks.

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Cartera 10

Your name is asleepingbear but you have an alien picture? Witchcraft?

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Slimma 20

Guess you have to stay out of her head cause subliminally it is your fault. You can't win this one.

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wlddog 14

This should be a big red flag for OP. Who wants to even hang out with someone that cant face reality, much less get married to one and spend the rest of your life with that??

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Wtf. Why can no one take responsibility for their own decisions and actions? You're better off without her. Everything will be your fault forever.

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daniel_dd31 13

If she believes that a haircut "changes" her in any way than I don't believe she's worth your time.

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fml121785 14

Sometime a new, different haircut can be a real shock to a girl, especially if they've never cut it more than an inch or two before and it's a drastic change. Just tell her how good it looks and give it some time to settle in and she'll probably end up liking it and apologizing hopefully! ...If not, than you're just dating a self centered bitch I guess. FYL OP!

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Welshite 39

Volunteer to change it for her. First you must gather the necessary supplies: one pair of scissors, a bowl, and a towel. Good luck!

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jelly713 19

I'd offer to help her wig shop or get extensions too. Then tell her to dye part of the extensions any color she ever wanted but never got & it won't damage her real hair. If she's still a bitch after all this then leave her alone. Don't even bother with her self centered self.

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andyyroxx 20

You should keep your mouth shut, nod, and sit down. Don't even apologize. Anything you say can and will be held against you.

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