Minor threat

By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 12:33 - Australia - Fairfield

Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I'm now afraid to argue with her. FML
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zebraumicornz 6

Doesn't that juice stain! I would get some stain remover if I was you...

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lolmigosh 15

I would keep my eye on her if I were you.

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Subie77 2

Love that show sooooooo much, but it's a blood orange he's cutting. Lucky they are only in season one time a year

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apocalyptica_fml 9

Dexter is incredible!! I just started watching it during the summer and now I'm dreading the series finale next year. :/

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smilelynzi 5

Actually, it's not a pomegranate he cuts up in the intro, it's a blood orange...

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Night777 4

Pussy!! My girlfriend actually drank blood and performed satanic rituals and stabbed someone in the arm with a pencil and I wasn't afraid to argue with her I actually won most of the arguements while we were together

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kriz_allizwell 6

Wow Dee Dee get out of my laboratory! Dexter is the best! Though its about a boy genius, not a serial killer...Fail!

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Twinx_fml 5

um, the the show they're talking about involves a killer named Dexter. Hence the name Dexter. he didnt mean Dextor's Labratory.

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Yt2 4

Hahahahahaha I love her :P

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