By Shame - / Wednesday 19 September 2012 20:22 / Canada - Toronto
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  hotshot2626  |  9

She just wants to branch off and explore her artistic side lol.

  theten_fml  |  9

Sue her!!! Oh wait no suing in this FML? Sorry too quick on the trigger.

  sens3sfailing  |  24

I once asked someone about swag and they claimed it was their individual look and persona. I responded by saying, "so you're being an individual and having swag by being like everybody else and dressing and talking the same? Wouldn't that mean that I (I am a metal head with band t-shirts) have more swag than you?" they looked at me dumbfounded and then brushed it off that they were more original than me. I had 100 people in my grade and rarely had a band shirt on anybody had ever heard of before...the conversation didn't end well for him...he related his story to the deep lyrics of lil Wayne...*snort* sorry, couldn't keep a straight face!


I'd rather get a "Judas BFFs 4 life!" and I'm Jesus.


Shit. Well, I'm off to the executioner. To make it up to everyone's braincells for reading that, you can choose between submerging me slowly into a vat of acid, forcing me to watch Spiderman 3, or sending my soul to Oblivion.

  Kallian_fml  |  21

If she were 8 it wouldn't bother me as much. Sadly, I'll assume she's at least a teenager, obviously one that has allowed the irreversible cancer of stupidity to affect her entire body. This generation makes me sad...

By  Chibaya  |  9

I don't understand....did you not break up with her?! Why not?

  ajnorma  |  16

I moderated a FML where the guy said he broke up with a girl for getting a Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. Wondering of this is the same guy?


If the whole tree is tattooed on her back, it'd have to be rather big to show any real detail, even if it's just a relatively few… erm, relatives. I imagine she'd want portraits of everyone and not just names, pretty leaves on the branches and everything. If that be the case, it would definitely be a valid reason to break it off.

Again, I'm speculating, here.

  ajnorma  |  16

I moderated a FML that said a guy broke up with his girlfriend for getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. Wondering if this is the same guy?

By  crash992  |  1

#3 hahaha you made my day that's funny.

  tne201992  |  12

Umm, it's called commenting? lol

By  zero91  |  4

dont let her do that . be firm about it

  EyesofStone  |  27

Because her boyfriend has authority over her actions. Seriously. Everyone else might think it's stupid, but ultimately it's her body and she can do what she wants to it.

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