He's gay. You tainted his sexual fantasy with your femininity.

Come over this way

wow wait it matter on what time it is if it like 5am i understand but still wtf

That's messed up..sometimes guys get hard while they're sleeping so if u ever wake up before him wait till he gets hard I found that to work the best lol

That blows

MsKati- I am starting to feel that YOU have been sexually violated in a relationship, given how passionately you are defending your argument. If that's the case, I am sorry you had to experience that. With that being said, I still feel you are making wild assumptions on this story. There's nothing that indicates that OP's boyfriend DIDN'T want this to happen at some point, or that he felt violated. If he did, the story would've ended by saying "He woke up, screamed rape, and dumped me" (or something along those lines). Making assumptions based on the story is natural (and needed 99% of the time) but people are disagreeing with you because of the faulty logic behind your assumption (IMHO).

Memo to boyfriend: Subject: "Know thyself" At your earliest convenience, please have your Awake Self discuss this fantasy with your Sleeping Self, reach a consensus, and communicate it to OP in detail. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

holy shit, #46/78. you need to break your posts in to chapters and have a complete bibliography in MLA style. I suggest Turabian.

don't worry its probably just because of the way you look. =/

That was nice of you to try to do that for him...