Make your mind up!

By nextcontestant16 - 19/11/2012 15:12 - United States

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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
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blcksocks 19

Don't trust men who value sleep more than a BJ. I would give up my sleep for that any day

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mazdamanpr5 3

You ain't gotta be my girl, but you can wake me up with a ******** any day, and at any time!

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grannygruber 6

What is with the whole "if it was 3a it's ur fault"? My man likes to be awaken like that no matter what time it is or how little sleep he gets!

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janexxdoe 7

My husband told me for months that he wanted me to wake him up with sex and every time I tried he would reject me in his sleep.

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Jaxx0103 1

Lol my guy doesn't even wake up... Then gets mad cuz he missed the whole thing

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taurusxdee 10

His fantasy was to be awakened with a *******? By you or a dude? Lol

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jackiemora 18

Just tried that on my boyfriend not to long ago... And he woke up moaning and it resulting to us having sex. So yeah, something is wrong with your boyfriend because I don't know what guy wouldn't like to be woken up by blow-job.

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ambiebabii 1

I would've listened to his rant, waited for him to fall back to sleep and smacked the shit outta his balls...lol..when he woke up with the "WTF" attitude, I would've told him it was always MY sexy fantasy to make a man scream for me..looks like my fantasy worked out better for me than his did....bet then he'd be the one posting on here instead of me..lol

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amberbelle 14

spontaneity is obviously not valued here.

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