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That's right, whisper "you wanna give me a blowjob and deep throat it" in his ear. Make sure he wakes up during it though so he'll be freaked out. A dildo on his forehead or strapped to your leg with his hand on it would really drive it home though

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whisper "You want to eat me out! You can wait to stick it in, you're craving a taste first!" in his ear, guarantee it has a better chance of working on him. . . then scream "LICK MY PUSSY" into it and quickly pretend to be asleep.

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Guess it depends on the girl. I would think some girls would just laugh about it and say okay come on then. I've dated girls with enough of a sense of humour to do that.

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The way this FML is worded, it sounds like there was no sucking involved, but possibly a bitch slap or an eye roll.

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Lol well half of me expected this response but I'm glad every negative comment got thumbed down too so atleat that was nice

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