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Oh, no, no, no.. Shiny things attract idiots. Do you want OP's house to be swarmed by idiots?!?

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the cops ain't gonna do shit besides tell you they have more important things to deal with, I speak from experience

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The only way to do that is shine the light directly in her eyes. I can't see much of a "bright side" otherwise.

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You're perfect! Do you mind if I drag you along by a leash all day? That way whenever something happens I can just turn and look at you.

I had a $400 bicycle stollen once. I found said bike later that day which was conveniently located one mile away at our local grocery store.

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I had my $350 bike stolen from outside the grocery store :/ I was at work and when I came out to go home it was gone. Never saw it again

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It was actually on a military base when it happened, so I notified the military police when it went missing. So when I found it, I called them up to let them know. They then proceeded to stand Right Next To The Bike for five hours. I wonder why we never caught the guy?

Today, I stole a bike thinking it was new. I then found out someone had taken the rear red light off. FML

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Or I stole someone's bike today, and then got rear ended by a truck because they couldn't see me without the red light. FML.

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Today, I had to talk to the police as the paramedics peeled off some bicyclist from the front of my truck whom didn't have a rear light for me to see. FML

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