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It is kind of a rule. Everytime someone says something lovely to someone who is sleeping, the person sleeping will ruin that precious and peacefull moment by snoring real loud, hogging the sheets, or letting a very smelly and loud fart.

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40- so they're supposed to be fucking like rabbits 24/7? I'm assuming that's what you were insinuating. Sex isn't the only way to express love for a person. And it is necessary to sleep once in a while.

By  Egnar

He's asleep by YOUR OWN admission - what did you expect for him to do express his undying love for you through mumbles and sleep talking?. . .People do gross bodily things in their sleep, get over it.

I don't see how this makes your life "fucked" a person can't control what they do in their sleep. What were you expecting, for him to wake up from his peaceful sleep just to respond??

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It was probably Morse code. One long 'dash' means 'T', which doesn't make sense. You need to record it and slow it down 100x, then you will pick up the discrete dots and dashes that spell out an amazing love poem. Or not.

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