Make it rain

By howler - 15/02/2011 06:44 - United States

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Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML
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x_Cupcakes 0

lol. Next time you want to do something weird, lock the door.

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allmidnighteyes 10

I can only imagine "all over myself" means "all over my snowglobes" if this is in intimacy. :| Which if that's the case, then you have more to worry about than your mom seeing you do that. That money's not clean at all, broseph.

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jackien1 6

dude WHY would you do that? seriously. 400 bucks and that's it?

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mariazzz 5

I reckon... I have to admit though it did crack me up

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Jimboom 11

Ok. I know that was offensive, racist.. blaahh blaah blaaahh. But it did make me chuckle... just a little.

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tona01 16

you know, i'm tired of complaining, you know how hard it is to be a mexican jew in the internet community

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fthku 13

"Hard"? I can understand annoying and even aggravating at times, but it's not hard. It's just the internet. I don't mind Shaytard's joke, but I don't find it funny either. EDIT: Oh wow, looks like the thread was actually deleted. Oh well. This was directed at tona01.

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brodiixx 2

a lot of people enjoy having money all over their naked body they are called strippers

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blondebrunette11 4

give her $20 to never mention it again ;)

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stevenmx86 7

A measly 400? It's unlikely but studies show money is capable of transmitting illness and disease. Unfortunately for you, op, if that was the case with one of your bills, $400 probably wouldn't even pay for the consultation...

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fthku 13

It's not unlikely. You don't need a study to think about it, just reason - money goes from hand to hand. Anyway, OP, you sound weird and obviously deserve it. Were you naked when you did that?

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stevenmx86 7

What I was saying is that it is highly unlikely you'll actually catch anything from them. And I stated there have been studies because I have not established myself as an authority on the subject so people have no reason to believe me (people can train themselves to deny anything).

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