Make it rain

By howler - 15/02/2011 06:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML
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x_Cupcakes 0

lol. Next time you want to do something weird, lock the door.

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takeapieandrun 9

He's not cheap just because he rubs money all over himself... for all we know he could have bought a Ferrari instead of a bike.

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MyChemical_fml 0

C'mon guys... We ALL have done that or wanted to do it ONCE in our lives...

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Sadochan 0

If you have the money, why be embarrassed? Your mum's just jealous she doesn't have the dough.

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jazziness 12

#32 I've only rolled money

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Takador 3

#110 if he wasnt naked, this wouldnt be an FML

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ygdrassil 17

You are allowed to do this if you: a) strike it rich on the stock market all of a sudden; b) discover gold or oil on your property or; c) win the lottery. Unless you fall into one of those categories you're just a douche.

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pcentral 17

Dafuq did I just read??

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derp_taco 22

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Jyeff 7

*cheap. How come nobody realized this before?

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Jeremy Phillips 18

OP is rubbing 20 notes over themselves where is the Ferrari I can get for that?

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poiuytjfffc 0

respect for the greatest people ever. I don't know about you, but I'm sure proud to know that guys like this will be the future of our generation.

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EmreArslan 11

What the ****??? Why are u rubbing urself with money? Materialism 2 much? Seriously dude there is sumthing wrong here, or were you trying to get rid of aids after u watched southpark? I feel 100per cent hiv-positive about that :p

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xMaNNiNGx119 0

Because he has a money fetish

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GunReaper 0

it's not like he was licking the money or beatin the meat with his dough. lay off the gay. and OP this isn't even an FML WTF! I think you posted this just to show off your money. with our shitty economy most people don't have an extra $400 to spend. so stop posting bogus fmls.

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GunReaper 0

WTF? why was my comment moderated. stupid moderators. I didn't even say a ****** bad thing. docbastard and others have said worse and haven't gotten modded! (not hatin) ****** fag mod

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mshooter 0

I also wanna give a shoutout to Sirin. Best mod ever. Like for seriously.

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Alleged_Cranium 7

Had you earned them the old fashioned way? Stripping?

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Necromal 2

he must be really good to earn 20's as a stripper.

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Jimboom 11

Lets be honest. That was less weird than the fact you were naked and sporting a hard on.

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brianjman14 22

Nah, being naked and having a hard on is normal. Rubbing money on yourself, ehhh, not normal, but has been done before.

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Jimboom 11

But rubbing money all over yourself while naked and sporting a hard on... not so normal. Especially if he was using it to assist in self pleasure.

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neondeath 0

ouch a paper cut down there... I'd prefer 200 cuts in the webbing of my hands and feet than 1 in that area

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