The Times They Are a-Changin'

By Jobless - 28/03/2020 14:00

Today, I woke up early, felt very energetic, decided to run a couple of miles and bought muffins for my colleagues on my way to the office. Then my boss told me they're shutting us down. At the end of a day that started really great, I'm jobless. FML

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By fallen - 15/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Merion Station

Today, I came into work feeling good about myself and my upcoming plans. I left before noon with a box of my belongings and uncertainty about my future, having been suddenly laid off. FML

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By jobless - 06/11/2014 02:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By piece of crap car - 04/01/2017 06:27 - United States - Portland

Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML

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By Shan007tjuuh - 06/03/2012 08:57 - Netherlands

Today, I got up at 4:30 am, went to my job as the newspaper guy. Nobody was there to open the door, it was raining and I was freezing. I decided to wait, because I really wanted my salary. At 6 o'clock my boss opens the door and says, "Oh, it's you. Well, you're fired. We can't pay you anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 07:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML

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By Poopalipa - 08/01/2009 07:42 - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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icecreamisrad 13

Saturday 28 March 2020 14:36

Most of us are...

Igor Rakocevic 3

Saturday 28 March 2020 21:51

My job ships products hospitals, so I have no choice but to work

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icecreamisrad 13

Saturday 28 March 2020 14:36

Most of us are...

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 March 2020 17:03

Have you looked at the news in the past month or so? You need to be running away from people and buying toilet paper that you'll hold on to until you get the all-clear to share them.

Vivien Lee 7

Saturday 28 March 2020 19:39

Leave him

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 March 2020 19:49

Actually, she doesn't need to. The boss already laid her off.

s_ve 7

Saturday 28 March 2020 20:21

I really think your an idiot for not self isolating and going to stores. It’s because people like you who aren’t taking this serious that everything is shut down. Also we aren’t jobless it’s for the mean time and your government will help financially. Boo boo.

Grizz8831 14

Saturday 28 March 2020 20:37

not everyone is so lucky. some of us have to keep working, even if not medical. not all governments are able to help enough, lots of employers aren't at all. a lot of financial aid is just now coming into play and may not even get to those in need soon enough. some people are in places that isolation means they lose their job. but calling OP an idiot is unfair. be part of the solution not the problem, especially in this shit storm...

Igor Rakocevic 3

Saturday 28 March 2020 21:51

My job ships products hospitals, so I have no choice but to work

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 March 2020 4:05

Actually, this story may be a few days old, before the shit really hit the fan. This plague is moving so fast that what made sense a few days ago would seem like a death wish today.