Animals, Cute and Love: Jealous much? - FML

Jealous much?

By Anonymous - 09/02/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to say it to me. FML

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By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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By 86145 - 16/08/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

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By hellphone_fml - 22/11/2018 03:00

Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML

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By Jane - 28/04/2016 03:58 - United States - Beaver Falls

Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML

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Top comments

Cupcaken 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:06

come on, give him a break. It's kinda different when it's a freaking hamster.

maskedman 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:07

he knows the hamster won't make a big deal out of it.

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EwigStolz 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:28

So says the bitch in high school? I bet you don't even know how to spell ****.

cpulver15 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:31

you just said it... wow

Awnonymous 4

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:31

I fail to see how you think anyone cares about this.

CYNNER 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:32

Maybe he just doesn't love you. would you rather he lied? cuz it means nothing either way.

JessiKitty_lol 7

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:39

If you haven't been dating that long, then you don't need to be saying 'i love you' so soon. Girls these days, they're all about saying 'I love you,' when they don't even know what it means.

angelcmel 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:46

LOL thats funny, =.= Don't worry, I've been with my partner for a 2 years already. I probably won't hear those words(not anytime now anyway) , He just doesn't want to say it because he doesn't know what it means and doesn't want to say it without meaning it. But, I am the only girl he has ever stayed with for more than 3 months, I'm also the girl who he continues to stay with regardless of all the PMS and drama I put him through... and vice versa =D Lol keep your head up, I'm sure hell say it when he really feels and means it. Lol as for the hamster...it's lucky its cute!

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 22 April 2018 12:48

Two years and he doesn't know what love is? Wow...

lo1337a 1

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:48

Maybe he doesn't love you.

8trickster8 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:12

Maybe nobody loves her.

eddles 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:50

everybody loves hamsters

fudrick 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:52

It doesn't mean anything in a weeklong relationship in high school either. I'm in high school btw.

marycharles 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:53

mAybe because he isn't ready

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