Animals, Cute and Love: Jealous much? - FML

Jealous much?

By Anonymous - 09/02/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to say it to me. FML

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By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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By 86145 - 16/08/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

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By hellphone_fml - 22/11/2018 03:00

Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML

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By Jane - 28/04/2016 03:58 - United States - Beaver Falls

Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML

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Cupcaken 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:06

come on, give him a break. It's kinda different when it's a freaking hamster.

maskedman 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:07

he knows the hamster won't make a big deal out of it.

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stormin972 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:06

Wow what's it been, a whole week you've been dating?

idkweird 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:58

#103: It means the world at the time, as you get older, you realize how wrong you are. I highly doubt that this guy is the best guy you're ever going to find and the only guy you'll ever love this completely. Statistics can show that.

sweatyanready 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:18

you should have been a hamster

orlyescence 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:39

>.< Would you rather he talk in a baby voice to you, OP? Some people just talk to cute fuzzy animals that way, no big deal. So this isn't an FML. This would be an FML if he talked to it in a cute voice while you were looking, but when your back was turned he tortured it or something.

yes01 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:08

Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to tell me. MLIA

tweetbaby14 18

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:45

I think he may have impregnated your hamster... well look on the bright side now you'll have hamster people babies :D

waywick 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:16

I'm guessing the reason is that you're quite a gaping **** who constantly nags and doesn't deserve him?

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:48

whooooo caaaaaaaarreeesssss. if he starts getting saucy with the thing, than be worried.

kamkak 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:33

maybe he just loves animals..you cant expect someone to tell u they love u. he's waiting till hes sure! stOOpid bitch!!

GreenRupee 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:35

Handy down, the hamster is cuter than you.

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