Animals, Cute and Love: Jealous much?

Jealous much?

By Anonymous - 09/02/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to say it to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 778

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By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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Soon.

By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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You deserved it 131

By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 927

By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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You deserved it 236

By 86145 - 16/08/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

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You deserved it 5 670

By hellphone_fml - 22/11/2018 03:00

Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML

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You deserved it 299

By Jane - 28/04/2016 03:58 - United States - Beaver Falls

Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML

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You deserved it 3 053

Cupcaken 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:06

come on, give him a break. It's kinda different when it's a freaking hamster.

maskedman 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:07

he knows the hamster won't make a big deal out of it.

Comments

dante0220 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:19

it's a ******* animal

pryo 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:33

awe. i sure he'll say it in time, hopefully not the same way he ays it to the hamster though.

12inchD 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:23

oh my god. if I was dating u and read this I break up with u. ur need of self admiration is pathetic. I bet u told ur 3rd grade "bfs" I love u too. take ur fist and put it to ur face

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:36

He can tell the hamster's sister, mom and best friend that he loves them, too, and the hamster won't have a hissy-fit. Can he say the same about you?

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:16

That's a pretty good rule of thumb to judge this by.

sidvoltaire 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:42

there's nothing wrong with that if he treats you well.

dbyrd92 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:56

he's practicing, but that's sad to think that he'd tell you in that voice

avalon24 18

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:40

I don't see what the big deal is or why you would need to make a big deal out of this, maybe you haven't been together LONG ENOUGH to say it, just a thought. And beyond that, who cares if he says it to an animals, dog, cat, hamster, those are easy to love. Saying I love you and being in love with another person takes some time, normal people take anywhere from a few weeks to over a year. It depends on each person/couple so unless you have been with this guy for several years without him saying it to you I fail to see what the big deal is.

transcedental 18

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:51

#10: Bullshit. True love has no limits. Yeah, I might be only an year older than you, but I have someone that loves me the way you cant even imagine. So, please remove your 'I-love-you-doesn-mean-anything-when-you're-that-young' from your.. vocabulary ^^

transcedental 18

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:55

Dont worry OP ... there is time and place for everything ^^ Your life isn't ******, but you neither deserve it. I bet you've said "OMG I LOVE..*put-a-random-actor's-name-here*" too ;)