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By DeadScared - 19/09/2011 00:23 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
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Stealthed 8

There's no joke about a zombie apocalypse.

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MidnightBlossom 2

Someone's been playing too much Dead Island.

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superstar429 7

maybe playing too much left 4 dead 2

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superstar429 7

maybe playing too much left 4 dead 2

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superstar429 7

maybe playing too much left 4 dead 2

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superstar429 7

never heard of that game must be wack

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Hayman68 4

or "insert zombie francise here"

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skylarbee 8

I told my boyfriend if he was a zombie I'd finish him off. He told me the same thing. Your bf is prob upset you don't care enough to do the same to him. ;)

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TheLetterZero 7

If he really loved you, he'd end your zombie life quick and less painful. I'd say a clean beheading would be nicer than being beaten.

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perdix 29

Buy him a membership to AAA and hide his tire iron. Problem solved. It's a good investment because a zombie apocalypse is more likely than your bf getting a flat. I doubt your bf has much to fear from the zombies. Doesn't sound like there is a lot of BRAINZ in there.

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salvorican 24

Awwww if I had a boyfriend I'd want him to love me enough to beat me with a tire iron until I'm dead. He sounds romantic :P

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GoodLookingGeese 10

Sounds like a fundamental Muslim type of love...

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Daralea 21

pssh! I have standards. My guy would have to kill me with a crossbow or better.

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boredblonde 17

Maybe hes a zombie in disguise..

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brianjman14 22

If I was infected and about to turn into a zombie, I would want someone to kill me, too. So I'm not a danger to the group of survivors and so my body can rest in peace. But... I'd rather be shot in the head than be beaten with a tire...

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white16sox 19

Just saying you missed the word iron at the end.

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