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Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 18 September 2011 21:24 / United States
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By  mozeltov  |  7

You know, pixie cuts aren't hot, just FYI

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  HowAreYouToday  |  32

So. Pixie cuts... *someone make a pun now!!! Lol

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  HowAreYouToday  |  32

Emma Watson is not that hot!!! Geez people. -.-

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  SCREAM4meeee  |  0

Emma Watson looks an awful lot like Justin Bieber with that haircut...

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  HowAreYouToday  |  32

Omg, I love that song... XD

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  mozeltov  |  7

In my opinion, Watson ruined herself with that cut, she was soooo much better with long hair

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  humorizer  |  14

Well, at least it doesn't hurt as much as a male. Yes, I understand it's not the best feeling in the world, but believe me: the fact that it hurts like getting kicked in the shin is far preferable to the equivalence of being hit in your ovaries.

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Emma Watson is hot with long hair or short hair. I think she looks pretty with her long hair, but she's sexier with short. I have my hair super short and I love it. It's liberating and people who think that girls can't look good with short hair are generalizing and dumb.

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Pixie cuts are NOT hot on most women, Emma Watson included. I'm not saying women can only be attractive with long hair, but hair that short is ridiculous and Emma looks like a 10 year old Justin Beiber. At least he gets enough to eat...

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Morning after punch FTW!

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  Silenthunter  |  0

Am I going to have to be the guy who says "Abortion"?

By  brii_love007  |  0

u should've looked at her suspiously and said "i have crabs"

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  erpaderp  |  17

Actually, the clit on a girl is comparable to balls on a guy: it's the most sensitive part of a girls' body. I'm gonna guess that the OP was rolling on the ground after she was kicked. Hell, I know I would.

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  JRFaceless  |  8

The clit is comparable to the head of the penis actually. Yes it would hurt, just more if you were a dude. Girls also have a higher pain tolerance even if it doesn't seem that way.

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  erpaderp  |  17

Dude, I wrestle with guy friends and used to play soccer. I've had my fair share of cunt punts. They hurt like a fuckin' bitch, so if you don't have a clit, don't even think about saying it doesn't hurt as much :D I'm not afraid to say I've rolled on the ground.

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  JRFaceless  |  8

If you had bothered to check you would know that I am a GIRL and do, in fact, have a clit. Yes it hurts getting kicked in the crotch no matter what gender you are. But chicks give birth, I am pretty sure they can handle it. The clit senses pleasure more than it does pain, and more than the nuts do. Getting kicked in the balls hurts more.

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  rattusrattus  |  18

The genitals on males and females are both very sensitive in terms of nerve endings. However, the shape of the female parts means that the most sensitive parts are unlikely to take a direct hit, unlike in males.

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68- You keep saying you're a girl, yet you also say getting kicked in the balls hurts more. HOW WOULD YOU KNOW. I'm not sure if you know this, but girls don't have balls. If you do, that means you're a man. In which case your argument is still invalid because you wouldn't know what it would be like to be kicked in the vag. Unless you have both, you don't know which one hurts more. So stfu. Kcoolthx.

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  JRFaceless  |  8

Just because something doesn't happen to you doesn't mean you know nothing about it. That's like saying you know breaking a bone doesn't hurt because you've never done it.

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  JRFaceless  |  8

So you're saying they're both equal in pain terms? Well it does depend on the person, if only by a little. I don't think I want to argue with someone who claims they're a grammar Nazi and immediately mixes up "you're" and "your".

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I'm saying you don't know what the other person is feeling so saying one hurts more than the other is just ignorant. And I never said I was a grammar nazi? If you're referring to my picture I just thought it was funny and if you're referring to my about me I said I hate should "of" and what not. Never once claimed to care about the various "your"s and "you're"s.

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-_- ; You know I'm right and basically admitted by not saying anything about the beginning (and in my opinion more important) part of my comment. I didn't comment to talk about the likes and dislikes of grammar, I commented because I disagree with your statements. You can't know what hurts more because you have not experienced it in a males perspective. End of story. I'm done talking to you.

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  My_Nightmare  |  19

Wow, JR, stop being a nitpicking bitch. . .I side with the "Grammar Nazi". But, yes, a cunt punt seriously hurts. I don't think it's so much the clitoris that makes it hurt as it is the pelvic bone itself. To me having that much pressure hit your bone is what makes it hurt so bad.

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Trust me a slap on the balls doesn't feel great either. I've been told that a well aimed kicked to the clit is more painful than one to the balls but it's highly unlikely that you can land it just right.

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  mgsoloist  |  14

110-that's true but I'm not positive so don't get at my throat about this, but it's not the actual nerve endings that hurt when a guy gets kicked in the balls. The pain shoots into the lower abdomen (kind of like super intense cramp feeling I've heard), whereas getting kicked in the vag, it's purely a superficial pain...

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